captorquest:

roxy is either a sarcastic teenager or a crotchety old grandma and i cant tell which and that’s fantastic

autosuficiencia:

In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.

(Source: praisefeeder)

asaridancer:

After a few minutes of intense foreplay, run your fingers through your partner’s hair and whisper “I’m going to do so many things to you.” When they respond and ask you what are you going to do, yell “I WILL DESTROY YOU”, and use shockwave or any biotic ability of your choice. 

(Source: gillianjacobs)

mrsweasley:

This Is The End (x)

hawkenchilada:

when you choose the wrong dialogue option

roxy and jade roxy an djade ROYX AND JDAE ROXY AND JADDE

ROXY & JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

brittanaforeverandeveramen:

nothing says bedtime story like a 10,000+ word smut fic about your otp